[*Title of excellent book by Al Franken]

Source: Press release by Numberstore -

http://www.pressbox.co.uk/detailed/Telecoms/0870_Number_UK_at_www.numberstore.co...

I've highlighted a few whoppers.

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Even if you are a small business owner, you can provide dedicated fax and email numbers for each of your employee, at rates you never imagined! Sounds impossible? Well, try the 0870 number at Numberstore. Numberstore.com provides you Non Geographic Numbers, a full range of intelligent number routing services. With Numberstore, you can route calls to multiple landline and mobile numbers, voicemail, fax and email services. Unlike yesteryears, Intelligent Number Routing is not limited only to the big companies. Now, even small business firms can make use of the system to make their presence felt.
Among the intelligent number services at Numberstore, 0870 phone numbers are used to route calls to different destinations or direct calls to voice or email services when you are out of reach. That explains how you can make every employee and customer feel valued. Apart from the call routing, 0870 telephone numbers provide you a permanent number for those who want to contact you anywhere. So, even if you shift your office, you can save yourself the hassle of changing important business contact numbers. 0870 numbers may also be dialled from overseas at no extra cost. If you own a business with offices overseas, this is particularly useful. It also enables receiving calls easily from overseas. 0870 phone numbers are also used for mobile routing; a must for all those on the move!
0870 numbers are available at rates starting from just £9.99 plus VAT. There are no other charges levied on 0870 numbers. Calls made to the 0870 number are charged to the caller at national rate. There are no per-minute call charges, monthly line rental or annual renewal fees. There is also no minimum contract period or cancellation fees. You can update number routing as often as you like, without further cost. Numberstore's econsole is a very powerful tool which enables changes to number routing and services and many other advanced applications.
Numberstore is a trading name of Zimo Communications Limited, a reputed UK digital communications company which has an experienced management team, many accreditations and significant experience in the IT sector in the UK, Europe and South America. Technologically advanced and viable communications solutions make Numberstore popular among a wide range of companies. Whether you believe in technology or numerology, 0870 telephone number is for you. 0870 numbers from Numberstore will certainly help your business prosper!
For more information on 0870 phone numbers, visit www.numberstore.com
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I really can see why 0870 use is so widespread when people are taken in by this garbage.